August 24, 2010
Quite the ad. Read the whole thing, but it wasn’t funny or interesting past the first paragraph. Rule #1: make it funny or interesting. Never neither.  And avoid writing and creating self-serving ads that wank on like this one.

Quite the ad. Read the whole thing, but it wasn’t funny or interesting past the first paragraph. Rule #1: make it funny or interesting. Never neither.  And avoid writing and creating self-serving ads that wank on like this one.

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August 24, 2010
Creatives, marketing people, please. Read. This. Now. It just makes too much sense. Also, check out the the Sell Sell blog, where this letter came from. http://sellsellblog.blogspot.com/

Creatives, marketing people, please. Read. This. Now.

It just makes too much sense. Also, check out the the Sell Sell blog, where this letter came from.

http://sellsellblog.blogspot.com/

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Filed under: truth in advertising our real target aim to entertain 
July 2, 2010
Minneapolis Advertising & Marketing Blog & News - The Minneapolis Egotist

Niiice.

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July 1, 2010
Summer in Hampstead

“This chair is worth more in wood than it is in comfort,” Ms. Evet shrieked at her husband, who’d just completed a walk up the entirety of Hampstead carrying the two antique lounge chairs.

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June 30, 2010
She’s just misunderstood. Just. Mis. Under. Stood.

She’s just misunderstood. Just. Mis. Under. Stood.

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June 12, 2010

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June 11, 2010
Dutch canal. This is one of my new all-time favorite pictures. I love the tone of the color and the guiding presence of the lamp light.

Dutch canal. This is one of my new all-time favorite pictures. I love the tone of the color and the guiding presence of the lamp light.

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June 11, 2010
The only difference between an Oasis and a Blur fan is that the Blur fan pauses to look at the label on the champage bottle before swigging from it.

The only difference between an Oasis and a Blur fan is that the Blur fan pauses to look at the label on the champage bottle before swigging from it.

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March 12, 2010
Thought Song

If the United States of America were to collect tax on used bullshit, we’d all be rich.

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Filed under: Tax American Business American psyche 
March 12, 2010
The Great Rubbish Collector Strike

Overheard in an office building in London, 1891:

“All 1,200 of my rubbish collectors are on strike and you’re coming to me, in all honesty, with two heads of cabbage and a glass of warm milk?”

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Filed under: fiction london